New Toyota Sienna Debuts

So, you’ve got 2.3 kids, a dog, and an ex spouse. You need something to carry the offspring around in, and you want it to be spacious, comfy, and practical. And you don’t care if other people make fun of you.

Well, if that sounds like you, well... take notice, because this is the new 2011 Toyota Sienna. The champion of socially safe auto purchases, it’s completely new in a completely unexciting way. Still big, still spacious, and still safe, it’s the unchallenged king of the soccer mom hill, and promises to improve on the outgoing model with reclining seats with extendable footrests, new LCD monitors, and (get this) new carbon fiber trim for the sporty SE models.

We only wish we were kidding.

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